Kevin Frost


The following art review was written by ChatGPT in response to the prompt “You are an art historian. Review an exhibition of watercolors of purebred dogs by the artist Walton Ford.” The image is by Stable Diffusion with the same prompt minus the first word.

Not Walton Ford!

Exhibition Review: Watercolors of Purebred Dogs by Walton Ford

As an art historian, I had the pleasure of attending the exhibition featuring watercolors of purebred dogs by the renowned artist Walton Ford. Known for his meticulous attention to detail and his ability to capture the essence of wildlife in his work, Ford’s exploration of purebred dogs brings a unique perspective to the world of canine art.

Walking into the exhibition space, I was immediately struck by the vibrant and lifelike qualities of Ford’s watercolor paintings. Each piece exuded a sense of energy and presence, as if the dogs themselves were about to leap off the paper. The artist’s mastery of the watercolor medium was evident in his precise brushwork and the delicate layers of translucent color that created a remarkable depth and texture.

One aspect that stood out in Ford’s portrayal of purebred dogs was his ability to capture the individual characteristics and personalities of each breed. Whether it was the regal poise of a Great Dane, the playful exuberance of a Labrador Retriever, or the alertness of a Border Collie, Ford’s attention to detail was astonishing. He skillfully depicted the distinct features, expressions, and body language that define each breed, allowing viewers to connect with the unique qualities of these beloved companions.

In addition to the technical brilliance, Ford’s watercolors conveyed a deeper narrative. Through his artwork, he explored the concept of selective breeding and its impact on the physical traits and well-being of purebred dogs. The artist juxtaposed the inherent beauty and charm of these dogs with the potential consequences of excessive breeding practices, such as health issues and physical deformities. This thoughtful approach added a layer of social commentary to the exhibition, encouraging viewers to contemplate the ethics surrounding the breeding and ownership of purebred dogs.

The exhibition itself was thoughtfully curated, with the paintings displayed in a spacious and well-lit environment that allowed each artwork to shine. Accompanying the paintings were informative labels detailing the breed, the historical context, and providing additional insights into the artist’s intentions. This thoughtful presentation further enhanced the viewing experience, fostering a deeper appreciation for the subject matter and Ford’s artistic process.

In conclusion, Walton Ford’s exhibition of watercolors showcasing purebred dogs was a captivating exploration of the beauty, diversity, and complexity of these animals. His technical prowess, attention to detail, and ability to evoke emotion through his art were truly impressive. Beyond the aesthetic pleasure, the exhibition encouraged viewers to reflect on the broader issues surrounding the breeding and treatment of purebred dogs. It was an engaging and thought-provoking experience that left a lasting impression on visitors, and a testament to Ford’s skill as an artist and storyteller.


This has nothing to do with Walton Ford, of course, and I quite like a lot of his work. What this is about it Large Language Models, of which ChatGPT is the top, er, dog at the moment; and how they will wreak havoc in cultural circles in a way the NFT bros barely dared to dream of.

Inspiration for this came from Jerry Gogosian and Matt Capasso complaining about Alex Israel using ChatGPT to write his press release.

As writing, this is pretty much anodyne crap, but is it any worse than your average catalog essay? I say it is not! Maybe ChatGPT will bring such a deluge of bad writing, that real-life bad writing will have nowhere to hide. That’s my optimistic take.